So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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