How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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