I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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