k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
this will be a night to untag.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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