I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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