all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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