i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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