I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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