Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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