i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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