Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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