dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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