normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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