so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
But we have bathrooms and they dont
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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