I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Randomize
