well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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