Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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