I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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