I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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