He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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