jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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