It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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