I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Bring me that man meat
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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