Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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