She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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