You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I skipped work to stalk him.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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