Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
