How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wish you could order shots online.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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