would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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