so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
