ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My vagina is very pro this idea
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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