D3 body, D1 cock
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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