I'm really into asian looking animals
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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