I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
