Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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