Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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