Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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