So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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