Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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