I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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