question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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