walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
In other news, I just burned my penis
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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