i jhust puked up my retainher.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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