I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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