He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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