lets start a swedish sibling band together
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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