You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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