she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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