I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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