Do vagina's smell?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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