It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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