You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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