I hate all girls vehemently.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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