what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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