yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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